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April 14, 2005
The Internet is Dirty
This is a sad day. Last week, I was researching on Google for some rainy day entry material. I went to use it todat, and when going through my usual highly-rigorous and intensive fact-checking procedure, I discovered a sad fact. In the last week, the internet has gone from more funny than sexy to more sex-filled than funny. My data was collected in a highly scientific manner becoming a study of this caliber. Thanks be to Google!
Last week-
"porn" 27,100,000
"lol 21,700,000
(Both allegedly out of 8,058,044,651 pages)
This week-
"porn" 39,100,000
"lol 36,700,000
(Both allegedly out of 8,058,044,651 pages)
This clearly provides irrefutable evidence that although the internet is gaining steadily in humor, it is moving more quickly towards pornographic material. No longer can I proudly say that I use an internet that is funnier than it is dirty. A sad day for humanity.
There are clearly issues with Google's statistics. Both show exactly the same number of pages being searched. Coincidence or conspiracy? Ask Gillette.
Posted by Daniel at April 14, 2005 07:59 PM
Comments
At least humor is catching up to sex. It's growth is at a much higher percentage than porn. Perhaps the internet porn-boom is finally tapering out.
Posted by: Annie at April 15, 2005 11:01 AM
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